New Year's Day Jokes

Middle age is when you're forced to.

A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

A guy walked into his local bar on new year's eve and ordered a drink.

His friend quips, “i thought you made a new year’s resolution and that you don’t smoke.”

As midnight approached he raised in glass in a toast, let's all begin this year standing beside the person who has made this past year worth living. the poor bartender was nearly crushed to death.

It can also help you talk about what you want to accomplish in the year ahead with your kids.

A woman took an afternoon nap on new year’s eve.

There was a count down.

What did che guevara make on new year’s day?

New Year's Day Jokes. Dracula passed out at midnight on new year's eve;